Bear Attack Tip Play Dead Shirt – Funny Dark Humor Tee
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This funny bear attack t-shirt carries the line “Bear attack tip: if attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later.” The design shows a bear approaching a person lying on the ground, with bold distressed lettering. It’s made for fans of dark humor and sarcastic shirts, and for hikers and campers who joke about bears on the trail. It also works as a gift for an outdoorsy friend who likes jokes with a bite.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hike First and Complain Later | Funny Hiking Apparel
- Email: contact@support.hikefirst.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bear Attack Tip Play Dead Shirt – Funny Dark Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
